You Don’t Need Another Agency: You Need to See What’s Really Breaking Your Marketing, Costing you sales, and How to Turn Confusion, Wasted Spend, and Flat Sales into Clarity and Predictable Growth

If you’ve ever stared at your dashboard, or at your ceiling wondering why growth feels stuck, this is for you.

You’ve built something good: a website that looks sharp, a few campaigns that seemed promising, maybe even some loyal customers. You’ve hired people, tried agencies, watched trends, and followed the “right” advice.
Yet somehow… the results never add up

Your revenue looks decent, but it doesn’t feel steady.
Your ads get clicks, but not customers.
Your funnel exists, but it leaks quietly.
And every week, you ask yourself what am I missing?

The truth is, you’re not broken.
Your system is.

Most businesses don’t lose money loudly, they leak it quietly.

The wrong sentence on your homepage.
The offer that sounds smart but never connects.
The funnel that looks good on paper but bleeds 70% of visitors before checkout.
The campaign that gets attention but no traction.

According to small business data, 25–30% of marketing budgets disappear each year to unclear targeting, weak messaging, or bad funnels.
In the U.S., acquiring a new customer costs five to seven times more than keeping an existing one, and in markets like Nigeria, over 60% of growing businesses say poor digital infrastructure and weak messaging limit their scale.

You’re not the only one.
You’re just working in a system that rewards noise instead of clarity.

I understand this because I’ve lived on both sides of it.

Before Ulysses Blueprints, I worked as a facilities manager—not glamorous, but it taught me what most marketers never learn: how systems fail, and how small communication gaps become expensive over time.
It was my job to make people and processes work together. And when they didn’t, I saw the cost, not just in money, but in morale.

Later, I took a brief turn in sales, helping the co-working arm of the company to bring in new clients.
That was my education in persuasion, not the academic kind, but the real one.
People don’t buy logic first.
They buy clarity. They buy calm. They buy from people who make them feel understood.

That’s the foundation of how I work now.
Not to sell you marketing, but to show you where the system is breaking and how to fix it.

Because here’s the truth:

Most agencies sell activity.
They hand you dashboards, campaigns, and deliverables that look busy… but don’t move the bottom line
When the noise settles, you’re left with fancy slides and another invoice.

That’s not clarity. That’s chaos with good branding.

You don’t need more motion.
You need a mirror, one that shows you exactly where things break and how to stop the bleed.
That’s what the Blueprint gives you.

Imagine this:

You tell me what’s going on, your numbers, your frustrations, the parts that make no sense.
Within a few days, you get a one-page document that shows you where the leaks are, what’s causing them, and what to fix.
No jargon. No guessing. Just structure, sequence, and sense.

It tells you:

 

• • Where your message disconnects from your market.

• • Why your funnel isn’t converting.

• • Which offers need rewriting and how to make them irresistible.

• • How to save 20–30% of your ad budget without cutting reach.

That’s what I sell not “marketing.”
I sell clarity that turns frustration into focus.

Here’s how we make it real.

You start by telling me what’s broken, your campaigns, funnels, offers, conversions.
I analyze the moving parts: message, audience, systems, offer. I find the breakpoints.
Then I send you a one-page plan, clear, precise, and sequenced.

You can fix it yourself, or have me do it for you.
If you choose to have me execute, here’s what that includes:

Copywriting that Sells: websites, ads, landing pages, and sales emails written to convert.
Email Marketing & Automation: funnels, sequences, and newsletters that nurture leads automatically.
Advertising Strategy: campaign angles, ad ideas, and messaging that converts attention into revenue.
Offer & Positioning Fixes: turning “invisible but forgettable” into “visible and unforgettable.”
Business Problem Blueprints: clarity plans that show you what’s broken and how to fix it, fast.

That’s it.
No vanity metrics. No fluff. No empty noise.
Just the work that moves the numbers.

But before you decide, let’s be honest about something.

I’m not a twenty-year agency veteran.
I don’t have awards or walls of client logos.

What I do have is precision, empathy, and a background that trained me to solve human problems with logic and calm.
That’s why I can cut through noise faster than most.

Because when you understand people, systems become simple.

Maybe you’re skeptical and you should be.

“I’ve tried agencies before, and none worked.”
They sold you deliverables. I sell diagnosis. You’ll see what’s wrong before you spend fixing it.

“Marketing’s too expensive.”
It is when you’re guessing. But clarity costs less than confusion.

“What if my business is different?”
That’s why I listen first. No templates. No cookie-cutters.

“I can find cheaper.”
You can. But cheap doesn’t fix leaks it multiplies them.

The longer you wait, the more it costs you.

Every day you delay, your funnel leaks a little more.
Not because you’re lazy but because invisible problems compound quietly.
The sooner you know, the sooner you stop paying for silence.

That’s why I offer something simple:

A free 60-minute strategy session where we talk through your biggest problem, and I show you what’s breaking and how I’d fix it.
No pressure. No pitch.
Just perspective.

If it makes sense to continue, we’ll talk about next steps.
If not, you’ll still walk away knowing exactly what’s wrong for free.

And if you’re not ready to talk yet, you can still start seeing differently.

sign up to get my free guide, “Everybody Sells: The Swiss Army Salesman.” delivered right into your inbox.
It’s my breakdown of how persuasion really works without manipulation or fluff.

Inside, you’ll find:

 

• • The 12-point Ulysses Blueprint Sales Letter Spine: how to make persuasion predictable.

• • The Swiss Army Mindset: how to adapt and sell in any market without sounding “salesy.”

• • Six emotional triggers that drive every buying decision.

• • Offer formulas that sell themselves.

• • A plug-and-play audit checklist to test and fix your own writing before it goes live.

If you’ve ever wondered why people don’t say “yes,” this shows you the hidden structure behind every decision.
It’s free and it’ll make you sharper long before we speak.

Confusion is expensive.
Guesswork costs more than failure.

If your business feels off, if the numbers don’t match the effort, you don’t need another team, another agency, or another ad.
You need a blueprint that shows you the truth.

Once you see it, you can fix it.
And once you fix it, everything changes.

Talk soon,

Joel, Ulysses Blueprints
Solving problems and selling ideas…just in time.

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